如何评价罗永浩？
罗永浩，男，1972年出生于吉林省延边朝鲜族自治州和龙县（今和龙市），现为交个朋友直播间首席好物推荐官，企业家，演说家。曾先后创办过老罗英语培训学校、牛博网、锤子科技，并著有《我的奋斗》，《生命不息，折腾不止》，《创业在路上》等书。 锤子科技： 全称“锤子科技（北京）有限公司“，由罗永浩于2012年5月创办，是一家专注于新一代智能数码产品设计和研发的企业。 2013年12月16日，上海紫辉投资管理有限公司和不公开的投资者投资锤子科技7000万人民币。 以上内容参考：百度百科——罗永浩
求英语小段子，故事笑话都行，越短越好，最好带上中文翻译
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？哭？约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。 my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
求把下面的一个小段子翻译成英文，很简单的一个段子！！
Tony is a very naughty student. One day, he apologized to his father for his fault when being back home.
Tony said, dad, I made a trouble again today that I made the English teacher angry and cry.
Dad: You bastard, what happened?
Tony: I got caught by the teacher while playing with my magnetic stone at the English class，but she got her ring stuck with when trying to take it away from me,. Then she cried and went to fight with the principal. Now I was told that I would be punished.
希望你能多自己查查字典，多记课本里面所学到过的表达来活学活用到作业里面，不要怕犯错，这样学习才能提高。